Thursday, April 20, 2006

you better watch out

To me the problem with pigs flying is not so much that you might need to climb a tree or use a shotgun in order to get some pork. Have you ever been shit on by a bird? I bet you had. The amount of what comes out has to correlate somewhat with the size of the animal. Think about the time you got shit on by a bird, and imagine it being..... yeah, bring your umbrella, even if it is sunny.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

whoever it is: stop feeding those birds warm soda!