no way in hell

A taxi driver who is nice and courteous, at four in the morning; he not only understand your drunken rambling, but actually speaks english fluently. He lets you smoke in his cab. He also knows the best way to where you are going, none of that taking a detour bullshit so he can make a few extra dollars. This combination seems to defy laws of physics, it is just so improbable that you wouldn't even see this kind of shit happen in a movie. Did this really happen? I should really cut back a little.