Monday, January 30, 2006

taco hell

My good friend matt who I call 'my fearless leader' owns a bar in the city. I go there all the time. One of the bartender working there has big tits, all the male patrons and maybe some female patrons seem to like her. She is a nice girl, but there is something about her that is just not right. I don't know her that well, but somehow, I am almost certain she is got serious problems, under that cute face and those big knockers.

Well, when I was there on Saturday, the staff were kind of talking about what they were going to do on their day off on sunday. And miss big tits said that she is planning on going to have herself a meal at the taco bell! I just could not believe what I was hearing! Are you fucking kidding me! I mean, taco bell is one of those places that is only acceptable if you have just been living on a deserted island eating tree barks and lizards for like three years, you just got rescued, and taco bell is the first thing available to you when you returned to the civilization. You just don't plan on having a meal there on your day off when there are thousands of other choices available to you. This girl needs serious help.

On top of all that, I think they serve pepsi at taco hell, that alone is reason enough not to go there.


Dr. Xu said...

mmmm.. it's all about the warm flat pepsi. thats some good shit.

Cyron said...

A Soda Expert should know that Taco Bell is the only place you can buy Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

We have great mexican food places around here due to the large number of mushroom farms in the area. I still dig Taco Bell for some reason. It got me through college, where else could you get a full meal for about $3.50.
Unfortunately their prices have gone up, but it's one of the few places you can get lunch for about $5.00 without eating Fat injected 100% real immitation hamburger paste.

The NJ Turnpike doesn't offer Pepsi products in any way anymore. I was very upset that I couldn't get a Mountain Dew on the road, but they had this new thing from CokeCola called Vault. It's basically the same thing just a little more tangy!
It's my new favorite.

the real dr. xu said...

pepsi? that's the worst soda out there. nothing but coke, gotta have that real sugar.

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