My good friend matt who I call 'my fearless leader' owns a bar in the city. I go there all the time. One of the bartender working there has big tits, all the male patrons and maybe some female patrons seem to like her. She is a nice girl, but there is something about her that is just not right. I don't know her that well, but somehow, I am almost certain she is got serious problems, under that cute face and those big knockers.
Well, when I was there on Saturday, the staff were kind of talking about what they were going to do on their day off on sunday. And miss big tits said that she is planning on going to have herself a meal at the taco bell! I just could not believe what I was hearing! Are you fucking kidding me! I mean, taco bell is one of those places that is only acceptable if you have just been living on a deserted island eating tree barks and lizards for like three years, you just got rescued, and taco bell is the first thing available to you when you returned to the civilization. You just don't plan on having a meal there on your day off when there are thousands of other choices available to you. This girl needs serious help.
On top of all that, I think they serve pepsi at taco hell, that alone is reason enough not to go there.