Wednesday, June 24, 2009

governors gone wild

So, this sanford dude, the MIA governor of south carolina, was actually not on a hike, but was banging some lady in argentina instead. And very recently, we had the blagojevich dude from illinois trying to sell a senate appointment for large sum of money and got canned. Also not long a ago, the new york gov Spitzer quit because he likes expensive call girls. And should we include the Palin baby or was it her daughter's baby rumor/coverup deal in this group?

so pretty much the lesson is that if you are a person who is inclined to lie, cheat, and is a deviant mother fucker, then you are half way to running a state in this great union. Being a action movie star (and taking steroids) probably works also.

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