stroll the fuck out of here

One thing that gets to me in a crowded market is people with strollers, and nowadays, these things are not compact at all, they are like a tank, without the guns, in most cases at least. they take up like the width of the entire aisle, and they seem to always be moving very slowly, blocking where you are going. And a lot of the times the kids in the stupid thing are way old enough to be walking on their own. The fact that some people have the ability and urge to procreate doesn't give them the right to be dickheads, unapologetically inconvenient everyone else.