fava

check out these beauties. they are a pain in the ass to prepare, you have to take them out of the pod, then blanch them, then take them out of the tough shell. finally, you will get these mild, earthy, delicate little jewels. Their season is pretty short, and can be expensive when you get them before or after the peak time. but right now, in the late spring here, you can get them for a buck a pound or less. these things taste fantastic if you don't fuck with them too much, a little olive oil, a little spring garlic, oh yeah.

in the next couple of weeks, don't stand too close to me though, especially not down wind.

pepsi is turd

people have their own perferences when it comes to soda. I like coca-cola, but some fucks like pepsi. The other day, we somehow got our hands on a sink full of liquid nitrogen, we put all sort of shit nobody wanted in there, like pepsi, and a slice of left over pizza.

Pepsi just turned into pieces of turd, the pizza turned into a piece of rock which I throw on the ground and it then shattered into thousands of pieces.

The lesson, pepsi is turd (I knew already), and LN2 is a lot of fun.