Sunday, August 27, 2006

blind squirrel

We all know this one guy, he goes to a party or a bar or any kind of social function, and he will make an attempt on every single woman (sometimes even the non single ones) in the room. This is an strategic move, you see, since his inadequacy and creepiness will most certainly send all self respecting women running; but once in a while, he will catch one who is drunk enough or have self esteem that is really low, he may actually go further with this person than just 'hey'.

There is a saying: "even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes". From now on, we are calling this one dude we all know or once knew - blind squirrel.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

rip

It is usually fun and games here at nowarmsoda, but there is a bit of bad news this time. My good friends kevin and misty's cat nora, just passed away. I have had the pleasure to cat sit for them in the past, and this gray fur ball on four legs was one of the nicest girl I have ever met. Although if you piss her off, she will leave you a nice present on the carpet or the floor for you to clean up. good times.