you better watch out

To me the problem with pigs flying is not so much that you might need to climb a tree or use a shotgun in order to get some pork. Have you ever been shit on by a bird? I bet you had. The amount of what comes out has to correlate somewhat with the size of the animal. Think about the time you got shit on by a bird, and imagine it being..... yeah, bring your umbrella, even if it is sunny.

no way in hell

A taxi driver who is nice and courteous, at four in the morning; he not only understand your drunken rambling, but actually speaks english fluently. He lets you smoke in his cab. He also knows the best way to where you are going, none of that taking a detour bullshit so he can make a few extra dollars. This combination seems to defy laws of physics, it is just so improbable that you wouldn't even see this kind of shit happen in a movie. Did this really happen? I should really cut back a little.

What the fuck is that place called now?

One of my favorite day of the year, opening day of baseball season. Although the giants opened their season three days ago in san diego, today is their home opener. I can't believe this is their 7th opening day at the pac bell park, or sbc park, or is it now the at&t park, whatever. Thanks to the columbian, I was able to go to the park today and be part of it. The best part of the year started today and go until the end of the world series. Is it just me or andrew jones looked like he is way bigger than he was a couple years ago. He did hit 51 homeruns last year, is he on the bonds track.....who knows. He does wears #25.

My Mariners took two out of three from angles to start the season. I am just getting setup for another disappointment, I am sure. But, I don't give a fuck, baseball is here.

Really stupid and incoherent entries like this about baseball is going to appear at NOWARMSODA regularly for the next six months.