when disaster strike!!!

I don't know what the deal is, every year around this time, I drink a lot more than usual. I mean, I drink a lot to begin with, and I know it is not good. But somehow, the holidays just brings it out even more. For those who have known me for a while probably knows this little trend, god knows I have done some stupid shit when I had a little too much, and they usually happen in november or december. maybe this would be a good time to go to seattle and win the drunk of the week award, only if I have the time.

So yeah, disaster happened last night again. Long story short, I left my keys in my computer bag, and left my computer bag in the columbian's car. I don't remember how I got into my building, but I was about to kick down my own door, when my nice neighbor came to the rescue. Somehow he convince me to crash at his place before I break the door or myself. well, needless to say, I owe him big time, the disaster could have easily been much much bigger than it was.

thanks, louis

$3.75 for a slice of combination

Last night at around 2am, walking out of a bar with my friend JC, a homeless dude approached us. He claimed that he was really hungry, he needs some money to get something to eat. So JC reached into his pocket and gave him some lose change. I gave the dude a dollar bill. As we started to walk away, he followed us and ask us for another dollar. I looked at him, slightly puzzled, said "I gave you a fucking dollar". He goes, "but a slice of combination pizza from the place up the street cost $3.75, I only got $2.75 total". He was counting his changes while he was talking to us. Did I miss something? Some kind of recent development in our civilization? When did it all begin that good will and kindness requires exact change?
I know a lot of these homeless people didn't become homeless by choice, and it is tough to go through what they are going through. But what the fuck? Do they go to the homeless shelter and get all pissy if the bed is too hard? Or do they make a scene at the soup kitchen if they are not getting enough good protein in their diet?

The only thing any homeless person is getting from me from now on is a warm soda, that will teach them a lesson.....or is that just too cruel?

mutated green apple

This being nowarmsoda, I guess I should probably talk about soda once in a while. So I am staying late today to finish some work, and I really wanted a soda. But at our new ucsf campus, located in fucking middle of nowhere, I would have to walk probably 5 to seven blocks for anything. But my generous friend who I call curly hair came to the rescue. She has either diet pepsi or this new mountain dew energy drink called amp. No offense to curly hair and other diet pepsi drinkers out there, but being diet, and being pepsi is like being red headed step child, even if it is ice cold, there are just too many things wrong with that.

That left me with the energy drink. Every since red bull become popular, there are like 83 different energy drinks on the market now. I don't really drink them, I stick with coffee usually. Anyway, so I tried a can of this shit, and it tasted to me like soda made with mutated apple. I know it probably contain 0% of any natural ingredient, so it has nothing to do with apple. And I don't even know what mutated apple tasted like. But, don't ask me why, it was just my first reaction. Maybe it has something to do with it being neon green...... at least it was not warm.

Holy cow!

I am not really big on halloween, it is one of those thing that is fun maybe once every ten year or so, for me. The last time I dressed up for halloween was back in college, I was a drunk and abusive clown. It was a pretty good time. I can't tell you the next time I will be dressed up for halloween, I have no idea. I do however have a really good costume ready (given to me by my good friend kirstin) when that day does come.

Anyway, let me get to the point here. I found myself in castro last night, walking around, totally wasted, checking out people's stupid outfits. Then I saw the hottest halloween costume ever, I mean ever. Two really hot girls (well, they looked hot to me with my already clouded vision), one dressed up as a slutty milk maid, the other one .... you can see, she is not really 'dressed up'. I am not sure if she was wearing anything at all. I think she had a rope around her neck and her friend was walking her. When you call someone a cow, it usually imply something negative, but in this case, this cow is fucking hot.

I am totally surprised I actually manage to take this picture with my phone under my condition at the time. I am not big on pictures either, but this one was worth the trouble.