Friday, May 13, 2005

fake tits and fucked up dogs

One interesting observation I have made during the week I have been here in miami: everyone has fake tits. It is just unreal, I have been to so-cal a lot, I really don't think there are as many fake tits down there as there are here in miami. It is like people get a tax break for having them, or they get coupon in the paper to get them for cheap. Another interesting thing is that I have seen a lot of people walking down here with a dog, but I have not seen a signle normal looking dog. Everyone has these small, fucked up look mutts. Don't get me wrong, I like dogs, I am the kind of moron who will go up to a dog anywhere and to play with it. But I was afraid of these deformed, fucked up looking things. I really don't know what the deal is with them, just keep them away from me.

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