Thursday, April 28, 2005

oh yeah

nothing more satisfying than waking up from an afternoon nap at work, and enjoying some fried prok skins with a can of ice cold cola. You just can't go wrong with that. Unless your soda is warm.

Monday, April 25, 2005

fava fever

you know spring is really here when fava beans are in season. My grandmother's favorite, really a tasty treat and its season don't last too long. I can eat tons of this shit and never get tired of it. people in and around my cubicle should be afraid, be very afriad.

Friday, April 22, 2005

appreciate this

so at lunch time today, they had a staff appreciation day here with pizza and soda. What I don't understand is, everyone that works gets a pay check every month, right? So people do their job because they get paid, not because they are "appreciated". It is just a really really lame excuse to have a party. Don't get me wrong, I am all for party and shit, but you don't need stupid names like staff appreciation day. On top of that, they had 2 liter bottles of mountain dew and pepsi, served in plastic cups and without ice!!! I don't touch pepsi even if it is ice cold, not to mention if it is fucking warm. I know they are trying to do a nice thing for people here, but for god sake, if you want to do it, do it right. Called it a free pizza for everybody day, because it is essentially what it was, and serve ice cold cola, not warm bullshit.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

what was that again???!!!

cough drop with green stuff in it? what? that is exactly what I said. It is kind of a oxymoron, maybe not, you know what I mean. It came in a box with wrapper and everything, wasn't like people just take regular cough drop and stuff shit in it. Very interesting......

Monday, April 11, 2005

you don't even need to pay cover for this shit

I don't really recall what lead us to it. But on Friday night, we end up at this great place called Gold Dust, near union square. I had been here once before, very happy I had a chance to visit it again. The place probably has been there since the 1940's, and it probably has not been remodeled, or even cleaned, since then. You feel like you are in the lounge of a rundown casino in Reno. Only three kinds of people patronize the Gold Dust, tourist in town from the mid-west, hardcore drunks like me and joe, and underage kids, I am really not making this up. The two bartenders probably have the combined age of 120, and they both suffer from the illusion that they are actually cool. There were three guys playing all the hillbilly classic songs, big hair women and guys with head size belt-buckle dancing to the music, high schooler drinking long island ice teas, me and joe getting wasted and laughing our asses off, it was fantastic. Whoever kept this place running the way it is is a pure genius. The best part of it all, everyone in there is having a grand time, just awesome.

Congratulation to Yan and Ji. And thinks to esin for a lovely time on Sunday afternoon, it has been a while since I been to an apartment as clean as this one. Well, until paul drops a piece of cake on the fucking carpet, great job. You know it is a great party when duan actually drank a cold soda and you are given beers on your way out. Thanks to the free beers, an usually quiet sunday became....

okay, one drunken story is enough for a single blog entry, I am making that an official rule here at nowarmsoda. I don't remember much of last night anyway.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Fried chicken and cold cola

There is nothing better than fried chicken and a nice cold cola when you have a raging hangover, nothing. Well, sorry, there might be a couple things, but I am not going to mention them here. Although I am not hungover today (thank god), the fried chicken and the cold, not warm, soda were damn good.

I think I need a nap right now.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

things are just getting worse

Okay, the situation is just getting desperate over here. So duan bought a two liter bottle of some orange looking thing yesterday. The shit probably have 0% natural ingredient in there, it for sure will give you cancer, and it would not surprise me if it glow in the dark and is radioactive. Yet the fucker did not put it into the fridge before he started drinking it straight from the bottle. Oh, it only got worse. He drank about 1/4 of it and left the nasty warm liquid on his desk. And he just picked it up and drank it from the bottle again today, still warm.

warm, flat, orange sode, generic safeway brand..........

last night was another disaster, not going to put any detail in here, partly because I don't remember most of it. I am getting too old for this shit.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

cold soda good

Just opened a can of ice cold cola, gooooood shit.

warm soda blows.

nowarmsoda

A good friend and co-worker, duan, has this sickening habit of drinking warm soda. So I have decided to started a blog dedicated against warm soda. I really can't think of too many things that are worse than warm soda. Raw chicken? no way. rotted apple? not even close. How about all the bugs and shit they eat on fear factor? it does not hold a candle to warm soda. There needs to be federal regulation against that, I tell you.

Well, in addition to talking smack about warm soda, I guess people usually talk about their pathetic lives on their blog, so I will do the same. yesterday was the giants opening day. coulding score a ticket, so sat at the bar in ACME chop house all afternoon with joe, go completely trashed there. went to hotel utah, drank more, when back to my place, drank more rum and wine. went out played pool, had more beers. what the fuck was I thinking!! felt totally like shit today, felt like I got ran over by the caltrain, a couple of times.

by the way, fuck warm soda.